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May 18 2010

Ke$ha Still Plays With Dolls… Or At Least Their Heads…

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I don’t know if Ke$ha is actually a weirdo or if she is just out of control desperate for attention.  I guess Wango Tango was her perfect excuse to take her absurdness to another level.

Ke$ha walked around with what appears to some as a decapitated doll head, but some of us know it is a mannequin head in which beauty school students practice doing hair on.  Why on earth would she choose this as her sole red carpet accessory?  And what is she doing with a mannequin head in the first place?  Maybe she got it when she was getting a pedicure on her toes, toes…

Oh, and by the way,  I HATE when people wear sunglasses inside or at night… like come on, really?  Really Ke$ha?

More pictures of Ke$ha and her friend after the jump!
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May 18 2010

Girls Gone Wild Meets The Jersey Shore

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Pauly D and Vinny from MTV’s The Jersey Shore have scored themselves some sluts ladies.  These pictures are scuzzy and worth sharing.  The girls clearly like to flaunt their butt cheeks, and why is Vinny’s chick so tall?  It is questionable if she used to be a man.  Look at the size of those hands and feet!  Dayummm.

Vinny met his new girlfriend, Ramona at a nightclub in South Beach, where she works as a dancer. Ramona, who is very visibly taller than Vinny, is a model from Romania and has a tattoo on her lower back that says ‘Play Girl’. Okay, the model thing explains the height but still, she’s REALLY tall.

Learn about Pauly D’s girl, Rocio, find out if Ronnie and Sammi are still together, and see many more pictures after the jump!
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May 17 2010

Pole Dancing Is Great Exercise And Now Men Have Caught On!

Men have finally caught on that pole dancing can be a great sport and a great way to get in shape. When you try something new like pole dancing, you use muscles that you didn’t even know you had!

They may get a lot of grief for it, but men around the country are taking up pole dancing, ABC News reports. For exercise. Seriously. “Just because you lift weights and do your cardio, you’ve got other muscles that need to be used,” says one trainer. It builds upper-body strength, core strength, and leg strength, adds another. No word whether or not any of them are doing it in stilettos. Play video to see guys falling off poles in a Miami gym.

This doesn’t surprise me, people will try anything these days to get fit and have a nice ripped and lean body. It may be weird to see, but shoot, good for them!

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May 14 2010

Katy Perry Named Her Cat Krusty… Really?

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Katy Perry and Russell Brand rule, but we all know they are both pretty weird and out there. Apparently they have added to their growing family

Engaged couple Katy Perry and Russell Brand aren’t waiting to wed to expand their family – they’ve purchased a new kitten, called Krusty.

Perry took to Twitter to tell followers that Krusty has joined their cat family, calling the kitten her “third child.”

Perry has a pet called Kitty Purry, while her fiance’s cat is called Morrissey, after the former The Smiths star.

Okay, Kitty Purry is a cute name, but Krusty? Eww… Why? Does she know how that sounds? Katy Perry’s Krusty Pussy. Gross.

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May 13 2010

Rihanna Attempted MJ’s Moonwalk… Attempted… Yes…

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In what looks like 4 inch heels, Rihanna tried to do Michael Jackson’s famous moonwalk in Hamburg on the Last Girl On Earth Tour.  Rihanna, you should leave the moonwalking to MJ.  Total fail.  Please don’t ever try that again, honey!  Maybe she was only walking backwards, and we just think she was trying to be MJ…. no, she tried to do the moonwalk and failed big time.  Whoops!

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May 13 2010

I Don’t Think Little Girls Should Dance Like This…

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These are the cutest yet sluttiest looking little girls I have ever seen.  These girls performed at the World of Dance 2010 competition.  They broke it down to “Single Ladies” pretty damn good, but I don’t feel comfortable watching 7-year-olds dance around like Pussycat Dolls!!  You should see the moves on these girls.  Robin Antin probably already has her eyes on them for the future.  They’ll probably be laughing all the way to the candy store once Robin signs them, huh?

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May 12 2010

Stay Classy Jersey Shore…

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We all know how classy the cast of MTV’s The Jersey Shore is, right?  So we’re not surprised to hear that one of them was involved in a fight in a nightclub.  This time, it was Sammi “Sweetheart” Giancola (yeah, sweetheart my ass). You know who Sammi is right… no, not the little tan thing with a huge pouf, and no, not JWoww… the other one…

A 24-year-old woman said Tuesday (5/11/2010) that she was attacked by a female cast member, Sammi “Sweetheart” Giancola, at a South Beach nightclub. Kristen DeMinco said Giancola punched her twice in the head Saturday, leaving her with a bruise under her eye. Her attorneys said they filed a police report Tuesday.

“This isn’t acceptable for people to be going around hitting people just for TV. I think it’s wrong of MTV, I think it’s wrong of them. I think they do it on purpose,” DeMinco told reporters outside the Miami Beach Police Department.

The show has been filming episodes in South Florida over the past several weeks.

DeMinco said Giancola confronted her in the VIP area of the nightclub Dream after she struck up a conversation with a man who was apparently Giancola’s boyfriend.

“She exchanged bad words at me,” DeMinco said. “I exchanged bad words back. She hit me twice in the face and I just backed off right after that. I didn’t want to get involved in a fight.”

An MTV spokeswoman declined to comment on the allegations and said she didn’t know if Giancola had an agent. A talent agency in New York said it had once handled some of Giancola’s booking but no longer worked with her.

DeMinco’s attorneys said they also plan to file a civil lawsuit against Giancola and MTV.

What girl just punches another girl in the face? How trashy is that? Is Sammi still dating that “stumpy bastard” Ronnie? They make quite the stumpy couple. Anyway, good for DeMinco… not fighting back and pressing charges. You work it girl, get your money.

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May 12 2010

Imagine Being Mistaken For A Bum… And Not Being Upset About It!

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Sir Ian McKellen was mistaken for a tramp as he sat outside a theatre in costume. I’d be pretty damn offended if I were him. I guess the fact that he was wearing a costume wasn’t that bad, but I’d think people would recognize him! I would be so upset if someone really thought I was a bum if I was a well-known actress. He doesn’t care though.

The 70-year-old actor is rehearsing Waiting For Godot in Melbourne, Australia, and was sitting in his tramp costume having a break when a passer-by gave him an Australian dollar.

He said: “During the dress rehearsal of Godot, I crouched by the stage door of the Comedy Theatre, getting some air, my bowler hat at my feet (and) seeing an unkempt old man down on his luck, a passer-by said, ‘Need some help, brother?’ and put a dollar in my hat.”
Sir Ian said: “I hope the Melbourne audiences will be as generous.

“The dollar coin is now lodged between two drawing pins on the board above my dressing room mirror. My lucky talisman.”

Waiting For Godot opens at the Comedy Theatre on Thursday May 6 and tours Melbourne, Sydney, Adelaide and Perth.

At least he has a good attitude about it all. I’d be totally opposite. But after looking at the picture, he sure does look like a friggin’ bum!  And holding his hat out like that… what do you expect?  He set himself up for it.

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May 12 2010

No More Sarah Silverman Program :(

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When it comes to Sarah Silverman, you either love her or you hate her. I love her. She cracks me up. I knew this was coming, as we all did, but I am sad to announce that The Sarah Silverman Program has been canceled.

It’s the end of the road for Comedy Central’s The Sarah Silverman Program, which has been canceled after 3 seasons despite a Twitter campaign to save it. The show earned Silverman a lead actress Emmy nomination last year. But it also was on the brink of cancellation in 2009 when she and fellow executive producers Dan Sterling and Rob Schrab threatened to quit after the cable network asked them to slash the series’ budget by more than 20%. A last-minute deal with sister network Logo was reached to co-finance the series, so a 10-episode third season was ordered. But midway through Season 3, which wrapped last month, the network bumped the series from 10:30 PM to midnight, hinting at its intention not to continue with Sarah. At the beginning of the year, Comedy Central went through a regime change, with former New Line executive Kent Alterman taking over for Lauren Corrao as head of original programming. Silverman, meanwhile, is keeping busy promoting her bestselling book The Bedwetter and signing on to co-star in the Sarah Polley movie Take This Waltz.

As long as Sarah is still on the scene I will be okay. But I am sad to hear this news. I love that show. It is so stupid that it’s funny. I consider myself a huge Sarah fan. For the first two seasons I loved her show, but this season I found it god awful. Way too much emphasis on her couch-potato gay friends, who are well intentioned but not funny or vibrant in the least. I got so fed up with the show, I took it off my DVR. I guess it’s a good thing Comedy Central put it out of it’s misery.

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May 12 2010

Roller Coaster Photos Are The Best

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My favorite thing to do when I’m on a roller coaster is make sure that I make the most ridiculous faces when it’s time for the camera to go off… I guess other people have the same intentions.  I came across these hilarious pictures that I just had to share.

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