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Mar 12 2010

I Have Something In Common With Howard Stern… Other Than Being Part Of The Tribe

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I took some heat for my article the other day about how much fabric it took to make Precious star, Gabourey Sidibe’s dress for the Oscars.  I wasn’t the only one thinking bad thoughts about Sidibe’s obvious weight problem, Howard Stern had quite a few things to say about the actress… as did Joy Behar, and Brett Michaels.

“There’s the most enormous, fat black chick I’ve ever seen. She is enormous,” Stern ranted. “Everyone’s pretending she’s a part of show business and she’s never going to be in another movie.

“She should have gotten the Best Actress award because she’s never going to have another shot. What movie is she gonna be in?”

The shock jock knocked Winfrey, who praised Sidibe at the Academy Awards on Sunday night and said she was sure the actress would have a long, fruitful career.

“Oprah’s another liar, a filthy liar,” Stern, 56, said. “She’s telling an enormous woman the size of a planet that she’s going to have a career.”

[via NY Daily News]

In the fat actress’s defense… no, not Kirstie Alley, she actually has some great things in the near future for her. I wasn’t knocking her career like he did, but I can see where he was coming from. He was wrong though saying she’s never going to be in another movie because she is set to star in the upcoming feature film Yelling To The Sky. According to “Access Hollywood,” Sidibe is also set to have a recurring part in Showtime’s new dark comedy series, The Big C.

Check out what was said about Sidibe on Joy Behar after the jump…

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Mar 11 2010

PleasureMax Condoms: Maximize Sensation

Published by Roxy under Entertainment, Humor, Off the Press, Sex

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Durex PleasureMax condoms look like they’re worth trying out.  Now you can ensure maximum stimulation for you and your partner.  The specially designed shape with uniquely positioned ribs and raised dots give extra intensity of feeling for both you and your partner.  Everyone’s a winner with this ultimate condom.

Pleasure Max condoms have two sections of ribs, we counted 8 ribs at the top and 24 ribs at the bottom. The ribs along with hundreds of raised studs are sure to increase her pleasure but the condom is also wider at the top with a contoured shape to increase comfort and pleasure for him. Durex PleasureMax condoms have a low latex scent and each condom is electronically tested for safety and reliability. Durex, the world’s leading condom brand with over 75 years of quality and experience.

You can score 500 of these things for just $59.99!!  The picture above isn’t REALLY what the condoms look like, just a funny interpretation.  I’m hoping you got that… real picture after the jump. Continue Reading »

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Mar 11 2010

Try Shaving Your Va-Jay-Jay While Driving and End Up With A Breathalyzer Ignition

Published by Roxy under Entertainment, Humor, Off the Press

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We all hear that we shouldn’t drink and drive, text and drive, or even talk on your cell phone and drive. There is something else we need to be cautious about. Don’t try and shave your private parts and drive. I thought that was just common sense but apparently not. I feel like this would only happen in Florida…

Florida Highway Patrol troopers say a two-vehicle crash Tuesday at Mile Marker 21 on Cudjoe Key was caused by a 37-year-old woman driver who was shaving her bikini area while her ex-husband took the wheel from the passenger seat.

“She said she was meeting her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be ready for the visit,” Trooper Gary Dunick said. “If I wasn’t there, I wouldn’t have believed it. About 10 years ago I stopped a guy in the exact same spot … who had three or four syringes sticking out of his arm. It was just surreal and I thought, ‘Nothing will ever beat this.’ Well, this takes it.”

“My phone has been ringing off the hook all day, and I know there’s a funny side to this, but it’s also deadly serious. This is a scary road and a lot of bad wrecks are caused by dumb stuff like this,” Dunick said. “It is unbelievable. I’m really starting to believe this stuff only happens in the Keys.”

[via Keys News]

As if she wasn’t already a complete moron for attempting to shave while driving, she wasn’t evens upposed to be driving her 1995 Ford Thunderbird.  The day before this idiotic attempt of shaving and driving, Barnes was convicted in an Upper Keys court of DUI, she was ordered to impound her car, and her driver’s license was revoked for 5 years, and when she does get it back she must have a breathalyzer ignition interlock device on any vehicle she drives.  On top of all that fun stuff, she was also sentenced to nine months probation.

Wouldn’t you think if you JUST had court for something to do with driving, that you would be careful on the road?  I guess not everyone thinks that way…

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Mar 11 2010

Coolest Idea: Underwater Engagement Photos

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I came across the coolest, most original engagement photos and save the dates.  I have never seen anything like this before, and would never of thought of it, but it is pretty kick ass.

From Kelty, Jeff and Stacey are dear friends that I’ve known since childhood and (being the crazy iron man triathletes they are) they were game for an underwater engagement shoot, replete with wedding ensembles, underwater kisses, dancing, and diving. They’ve been all over the world together but had a distinct vision for their engagement shoot and save the date cards, choosing the pool they grew up swimming in.

This seems like a couple that really knows how to have fun. What a great start to a life together. How creative they are too. I mean, this idea for engagement pictures is totally out of the box. I am not sure if it’s ever even been done before. The photography is done really well and the couple is beautiful together, especially underwater. LOVE IT!
More pictures of the couple underwater and their save the dates after the jump.

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Mar 11 2010

Freddie Prinze Jr. Is A Pro When it Comes To Changing His Daughter’s Diaper

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I am glad to see Freddie Prinze Jr’s face back on TV.  He is definitely one celebrity I would give anything to spend a night with.  Anyway, he is back on TV as Agent Cole Ortiz on this season’s 24.

He and his wife, Sarah Michelle Gellar, have a 5-month-old daughter, Charlotte Grace.  Changing her diaper is one of his best skills when it comes to parenting.  How cute that they have stayed together all these years!

“I’m good at it. I’m fast,” first-time dad Prinze Jr. told George Lopez on Tuesday’s Lopez Tonight. “I can time myself, 46 seconds.”

“Diaper, that’s it, that’s all I got,” he said. “I just tried to work the car seat. You gotta like adjust the seat belts. ‘Adjust the seat belt’ is so much more complicated than what my brain can handle.”

[via People]

Hmmm…. I wouldn’t say that something is more complicated than my brain can handle… out loud.  That is just asking for it.  He is super hot, so we will let him get away with it.  AND he changes the baby’s diapers, so there are some points right there.  What a sexy good dad!

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On top of being a gorgeous little family, Charlotte Grace was voted most popular baby name.  How cute!

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Mar 10 2010

Zoe Saldana: I Can’t Live Without Sex

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Avatar star, Zoe Saldana, can’t live without sex. She loves it (who doesn’t?).

The ‘Avatar’ actress – who lives with her long-term boyfriend Keith Britton – is proud of her body and thinks people should be encouraged to take a greater interest in their sexuality from a young age to stop them turning to crime.

She said: “S is for Sex. Love it, love it, love it”can’t live without it.

“I love sex. I love skin. I don’t believe the body is something to hide. I think in American society we’re messing up our kids by taking away the education on, and awareness of, our sexuality and replacing it with violence, guns and video games-and we’re breeding little criminals.”

[via Contact Music]

I can see where she is coming from with that, but would it really turn people away from crime? I think that is a little bit of a long shot. Good for her that she is so passionate and in love but I don’t think sex is going to prevent any criminals from being criminals. If anything, it could create more rapists. Not a good thought.

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Mar 10 2010

Twilight Saga: First Look At The Eclipse Trailer!

Published by Roxy under Entertainment, Off the Press

For all you Twilight fans out there, here is the first look at the newest Eclipse trailer which was released this morning 3/10/2010.  I can’t wait for New Moon to come out on DVD March 20th.  But, even more, I can’t wait for the third film in The Twilight Saga, Eclipse, to come out!  I don’t want to wait until June 30th to see it!  Hopefully time flies by.

I don’t know what it is about Bella (Kristen Stewart) and Edward (Robert Pattinson) that I love so much, but it is clear I am not the only one.  If you can’t wait for Eclipse, check out Pattinson’s latest film, Remember Me, in theaters Friday (3/12/2010).

Here is another Eclipse trailer.

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Mar 10 2010

Naomi Is Finally Back For My Tuesday Night Rituals: 90210

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I have been waiting and waiting for 90210 to return to my Tuesday nights.  It is finally back with a lot of good stuff going on.  The kiss between Adrianna (Jessica Lowndes) and Gia (Rumer Willis) finally happened… it was pretty gross but it was not what I expected.  Liam (Matt Lanter) and Naomi (AnnaLynne McCord) finally got together, and that wasn’t what I expected either.  I think Annie (Shenae Grimes) is making it so that everyone hates her again.  And Dixon (Tristan Wilds) is still trying to get back together with Silver (Jessica Stroup).

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Mar 10 2010

Lil Wayne Finally Goes To Jail

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Lil Wayne has finally started his one year sentence in prison. I didn’t think it was ever going to happen. I thought it would be postponed once again. But no, he went to jail Monday March 8, 2010.

He was led out of the hearing in handcuffs and taken to New York’s Rikers Island jail complex.

Lil Wayne, 27, could be released in eight months with good behaviour.

He pleaded guilty in October to charges arising from a 2007 arrest when a gun was found on his tour bus after a concert in Manhattan.

‘He knew what he had to do, and he’s doing it,’ his laywer Stacey Richman tells the Associated Press.

Sentencing had already been postponed twice.

The first time, Lil Wayne requested a delay so he could have surgery on his teeth.

And then a fire broke out at the court where he was due to appear last week.

[via Now Magazine]

I love how it was delayed the first time because of his teeth surgery. Which we all know was to take off his gold, platinum and diamonds so he doesn’t get killed for them in jail. Hopefully he will be released early, as long as he behaves. Oh will we miss him…

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Mar 10 2010

Year Of The Munchies For Robbie Williams

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Robbie Williams blames his weight gain last year on this stuff called marijuana.  He says that after lighting up, he’d get hungry.  Hmm… I’ve never heard of people getting hungry from weed… what a strange excuse. Come on now, we all know the reefer makes you fat.  He says that 2009 was the year of the munchies.

The singer, who had a long battle with drink, drugs and depression, said smoking it made him binge on food and his weight ballooned.
Speaking in the Radio Times, the 36-year-old said: “Did you see me last year? Have a look at last year. Yep. Year of the Munchie 2009. Weed, it’s such a lovely drug. But it doesn’t mix well with me – at all.”
He added: “It’s just a shame about weed, because I did love it.”
Williams, whose song Morning Sun is the official charity track for Sport Relief, told of his last spell in rehab, for prescription drug addiction, on his 33rd birthday.
He said: “I was dying. I got to the point where I really, genuinely didn’t care. I’d just got fat and depressed before. Then this one was like, ‘You might die.’”
But he was “not at all” bothered by the prospect of dying.
The singer said he was first given cocaine by an early 1980s pop star who thought he was joking when he said he didn’t know what to do with it.

[via London Evening Standard]

It’s funny to read this about Williams being fat last year but sad about the drug problem. I am genuinely happy for him that he is done with drugs. Hopefully when he finally marries his girlfriend, Ayda Field, it will help him stay away from the drug scene.

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