After this whole Big Bird (Vienna Girardi) and Bachelor Jake Pavelka break-up, we wonder what went wrong… or not, right?  Wasn’t right from the start clearly, but apparently he wasn’t interested in sex… but who would be with Big Bird?  Is he gay or just not that into her?  Hmm…  By looking at this picture, I say the verdict is… gay…

“Even though she was in love with him, she knew he didn’t love her, ” a source claims.

Vienna eventually came to the conclusion that the real reason for Jake’s aversion to intimacy with her was not his religious ideals but his lack of interest in women. “He just wasn’t ever physical with her,” the source added. “Vienna told me, ‘I don’t think Jake is into girls.’”

The source confirmed Vienna’s accusations that Jake’s affections were purely for publicity reasons. “He was only nice to her in front of the camera and he was only affectionate on the red carpet,” the source added.

Vienna told Star magazine that she went six months without physical affection from Jake. She goes into his excuses in great detail, including Jake telling her that premarital sex was a sin. The magazine, which goes on sale this week, fills in the blanks of what was happening – or, actually, NOT happening — behind closed doors.

Who the hell would stay in a relationship where the guy didn’t touch you for 6 months? What is up with that? I’d go crazy! Jake, dude, it’s 2010, premarital sex is not a sin honey.

I think he is gay… to be completely honest. He probably picked Vienna in the end because he thought she was a sex vixen and maybe would be able to turn him straight. Who knows. But, I’m not surprised there are accusations of him being gay.

Not like we ever expected to hear this, but Vienna Girardi and Jake Pavelka, the most recent Bachelor couple have called it quits.  Maybe she realized how damn boring and dorky he is and she couldn’t pretend to be having fun anymore?

“Jake and Vienna have split,” says Janice Lee, a rep for the couple. “They appreciate the respect for their privacy at this time.”

No reason was given. After Pavelka, 32, was eliminated from Dancing With the Stars in late April, he spoke of needing to spend time with Girardi to “focus on our relationship and just see where life takes us right after that.”

At the moment, Pavelka is in Atlanta, taping a guest stint on the Lifetime series Drop Dead Diva; Girardi is in Los Angeles.

After Vienna won Jake’s heart on The Bachelor I had thought that just MAYBE they were right for each other, considering he sucks at life, and she’s a party girl. Total opposites are sometimes perfect for each other. Guess not in this case. But hey, now she’s famous! Let’s see what she does with this new fame.
[via People]

Check out the stupidest picture EVER of Jake after the jump! Seriously sad… he is trying to be sexy, but then you think about his dorky dancing, and his dorky voice and it is just plain nauseating.
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I saw the new Adrien Brody movie, “Splice”, the other day. I expected it to be great, and honestly, it exceeded my expectations. It was shocking, hilarious, and creepy. Definitely one of the better movies I’ve seen this year.

CUBE director Vincenzo Natali offers up another visual feast with this sci-fi thriller starring acclaimed actors Adrien Brody and Sarah Polley. SPLICE follows a pair of scientists who have found success with creating genetic hybrids of various animals. When they attempt to add human DNA to the their formula, the results are both surprising and potentially destructive.

I love sci-fi flicks, they are definitely my favorite, because they get you thinking. could this really happen? I am extremely intrigued by them. This movie was awesome. The splice that they came up with from the human DNA and the formula of the genetic hybrid of various animals was just plain awesome, yet scary, and nauseating at the same time.

The splice aged extremely quickly. One day she’s a baby, a few days later she is an adult woman… or so we think. Her head looks alienish and her body is just freaky. Three fingers and one thumb on each of her hands, bird legs, no ability to speak, just make some weird noises. She tilted her head around like a dog would do in confusion and made a weird chirp like a bird almost. She could even breathe under water which we found out when Clive (Adrien Brody) tried to drown her!  It was REALLY cool but very creepy.

More about the movie after the jump! Don’t read on if you haven’t seen the movie yet. I don’t want to ruin it for anyone.
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The Bachelorette is playing out exactly how Reality Steve has predicted, so far.  I have faith in him, considering he knew Vienna was the winner of The Bachelor with Jake, before the show even aired.  He knew everything, so why would he be wrong now?  If I had it my way, if I were Ali… on the first episode I would’ve gotten rid of EVERYONE except for Kirk, Chris L., Roberto, and Jesse.

Last night’s episode, we really got to see that Kasey, a.k.a. “Heimlich”, is a true nutjob.  Chris L. said he is going to be the tattoo bachelorette guy for the rest of his life.  True, very true.  Kasey wants to guard and protect Ali’s heart… we must of heard it a million times with his stupid voice.  Best part is… he didn’t even get to show Ali that stupid tattoo.  Funny thing is, if he had, he definitely would’ve scared her off and she wouldn’t have kept him around.  What a LOSER Kasey is!  I can’t stand the sound of his voice.  I’d rather watch the Weatherman (or Weatherfairy as Reality Steve likes to call him) for hours than listen to Kasey talk for 5 seconds.

Find out who got the roses and even more after the jump!

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I can’t believe Summer time is really here. The hot sticky days full of humidity are back that I have dreaded all year, but on the upside it is bikini season, and time to have cocktails outside! My newest obsession is Patrón Silver. I LOVE the way it makes me feel, not out of control drunk like say… Vodka.

I love a good chilled shot of Patrón, but during the day just to sip on straight up Patrón is a little difficult. Here are some yummy recipes for cocktails!

Patrón Pomegranate
1 oz. Patrón Silver
1/4 oz. Patrón Citrónge
Fresh Pomegranate Juice
Lemon Squeeze

Pour Patrón Silver and Patron Citrónge over ice. Add fresh pomegranate juice to taste. Finish with a squeeze of lemon and garnish with an orange twist.

Patrón Grapefruit
1 oz. Patrón Silver
1/4 oz. Patrón Citrónge
Fresh Grapefruit Juice
Splash of Club Soda

Pour Patrón Silver and Patrón Citrónge over ice. Add fresh grapefruit juice. Top off with a splash of club soda. Garnish with grapefruit peel and lime.

Patrón Pineapple
1 oz. Patrón Silver
1/4 oz. Patrón Citrónge
Fresh Pineapple Juice
Lime Squeeze

Pour Patrón Silver and Patrón Citrónge over ice. Add fresh pineapple juice. Finish with a squeeze of lime. Garnish with a slice of lime.

MTV’s The Jersey Shore is one of my favorite shows, sadly…  Well, MTV glamorizes hooking up, so what happens when people hook up randomly with other people?  STDs happen… that’s what.  The show’s creator said that “the Jersey Shore house is STD central”.  What do their parents think?  Their kids are on a show and there are rumors they have STDs?  I wouldn’t be surprised, but at the same time, I would think you’d have to get tested to be on one of these shows…. like you do on The Bachelor.  But I guess this isn’t anywhere as classy as The Bachelor.

In a roundtable discussion of reality show execs published in The Hollywood Reporter, SallyAnn Salsano, creator of “Jersey Shore,” said STDs are a constant concern.

“I do a full medical (for cast members), but I also do a lot of STD stuff,” she said. “Like everyone on the set has to take (herpes medication) Valtrex.” “We hand it out like M&Ms,” Salsano said. “‘Hey kids, it’s time for Valtrex!’ It’s like a herpes nest. They’re all in there mixing it up.”

Find out what The Situation had to say about this after the jump!
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I have been waiting forever for HBO’s True Blood to start again! Well, they released a new season 3 trailer action-packed with surprises. This season gets sexier, more dangerous, more people getting bitten and we are revealed with werewolves!

The trailer starts out with Sookie telling Eric, “Bills been kidnapped,and I think you did it.” Then it shows Tara saying, “The one time in my entire life I thought I was happy,I was a zombie.” Jason says, “I keep trying to do good all the time,but all I ever end up doing is hurting people.” Ugh, Jason is SO sexy!!

We see Bill digging him out of the ground… pretty creepy… and we see Sookie’s ongoing mission to find him. But does he want to be found?

Check out the trailer and once it premieres you know I will be covering it! I can not wait for True Blood season 3!! Only a few more days, Sunday June 13th is the big day! Is anyone else as excited as I am?

In the upcoming film, “Inferno”, Lindsay Lohan plays Lovelace, the porn star from the infamous adult film, Deep Throat. Lovelace, real name, Linda Susan Boreman, died at the age of 53 in 2002 after complications from a terrible car accident. Even though she was one of the most well known porn stars in the world, she later spoke out against porn and claimed that her first husband forced her into making the movie. That husband later married porn star Marilyn Chambers… classy guy…

Lovelace also starred in a bestiality film which is too disgusting to mention and also wrote two books that were very explicit. But by 1980 she had changed her life and her lifestyle and became a feminist.

Actually seems like it’d be a great movie, but Lindsay Lohan? Ugh. Who wants to watch her pathetic attempt to act on the big screen?  The posters look pretty good, and shot by Tyler Shields, it has a great artistic, sexy, and dark edge.

Check out the posters after the jump!

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The secret sex tape of Kendra Wilkinson is being released today (May 26, 2010). The sex tape has the highest amount of pre-orders ever in the history of the company, so it has been released a week early by Vivid Entertainment. They are higher than those for Kim Kardashian Superstar, which still remains their best selling celebrity sex tape. Kendra is really banking on this tape of hers. Kendra’s first pay check for the sex tape is a whopping $680,000!

“Kendra has a huge fan base, and we’ve been literally besieged with requests to release this movie sooner rather than later,” said Steven Hirsch, founder/co-chairman of Vivid, which is releasing a preview clip of the sex tape on their website.

Even though publicly Kendra condemned the release of the tape, RadarOnline.com first reported that she has received a payment of $680,000 and will be getting up to 50 percent of profits.

The video titled Kendra Exposed was shot with a former boyfriend Justin Frye when she was 18. Now, 24-year-old Kendra is married to Philadelphia Eagles Hank Baskett and has a baby boy.

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Adrien Brody’s new film “Splice” looks like it is either going to rule or be a total flop.  I like Brody a lot, I loved him in “The Jacket”  I’m hoping this movie is up there with that one.  In one of the scenes Brody has sex with the creature he and his lab partner created… didn’t see any romance coming out of that move… especially between two different species.

Oscar winner ADRIEN BRODY has bought the historic barn in which his character has sex with a laboratory experiment gone wrong in new film SPLICE.

The actor is assembling the old building on his New York state farm.

He says, “I had such an intimate scene and that’s where the scene takes place – in the barn, and I wanted to keep the memory.

“They (crew) were gonna dismantle it and I didn’t know what was gonna happen. What they did was they found this beautiful early 19th century barn in northern Canada, they dismantled it, they reassembled it in a soundstage… and they didn’t know what they were gonna do with it, so I said, ‘I’ll take it’.”

Does he have a thing for lab experiment sex? Pretty kinky Brody…