According to a U.K. report, Tim Burton is going to be putting his dark and gothic-like spin on The Adamms Family, in guess what… 3-D!

Burton had a ton of success with Alice in Wonderland in 3-D in the box office. In the first two weeks, it pulled in $208.6 million.  Not too shabby, right?

And Burton is hoping the groundbreaking movie technique will resurrect the spooky Addams Family, who last appeared on the big screen in 1993’s Addams Family Values.

According to Deadline.com, Illumination Entertainment has acquired the rights to the original cartoons by Charles Addams, and the company’s boss Chris Meledandri will act as producer.

He has had much success with other animated features like The Nightmare Before Christmas, and The Corpse Bride. I just hope that if he does in fact do a remake of The Addams Family, that it won’t be PG so that he can let his imagination run without any boundaries. I feel like if Alice were in PG-13 or even rated R, I would’ve liked it better.

Either way, I’m sure an Addams Family remake would be pretty kick ass.

Steve Perry is NOT very happy with Sarah Silverman these days. Supposedly she thinks he is a racist.

Silverman refused to name names in her interview with Playboy magazine, but hinted that the “onetime lead singer of a very popular band from the 1980s” was Perry, joking, “I’ll just say this: After that, I stopped believin’,” which the rocker took as a reference to Journey hit Don’t Stop Believin’.

She claimed the mystery man approached her after a show and said, “You’re my favorite comedian – you have the best n**ger jokes.”

But Perry wasn’t laughing when he read the article, insisting he has never used the “n-word”.

He tells Rolling Stone magazine, “I’m really shocked. She was so friendly and so nice. I don’t understand why she would go there, it’s so bizarre. I don’t use that word, are you kidding? That’s so derogatory.

“I walked up to her after the show and I said, ‘I can’t believe that somehow you seem to be getting away with all these slurs and the n-word, I just can’t believe how you’re doing this,’ and I looked at my friend and I said, ‘I can’t believe how she’s getting away with this,’ and she looked at me and kind of smiled. It wasn’t like I was condemning her or condoning her.”

But Perry has no plans to boycott the outrageous comedienne’s shows: “You’ve gotta see her show because she uses every ethnic slur known to man that historically has been very unforgivable.”

I’m sorry, but everyone uses the n-word. It isn’t always used in a mean or racist way, but come on now… don’t say you would never say that, Perry. It is in tons of songs these days, as well as years and years ago. If you use the word in a malicious way, yes, you are a bigot asshole. But at the same time, comedians make racist jokes about every race. They don’t discriminate fool!

Either way, Sarah Silverman is freakin’ hilarious and I would kill to see her live. Who cares if Perry said that, as long as he isn’t actually racist, then what the hell does it matter?

Tina Fey is one of the funniest women in the world.  She also happens to be very pretty.  I love funny, pretty girls like Jenny McCarthy, Carmen Electra, and Anna Faris.  Being able to make someone laugh just by making a funny face is natural talent! She did a “Wild Night Out” photo shoot for Esquire.

“The idea of the photo shoot is something like my wild night out. The irony being that I don’t do that. I got an e-mail [from Esquire] with a list of the potential setups, and my e-mail back was like, Well, I need to decline being handcuffed to a bed. I won’t straddle anyone. I won’t make out with a cop. There are certain things, I totally get them as a premise. And they’re all good fun, and if I were a young single model, they would be appropriate, but, you know, I’m a mom. And my kid’s going to find this someday. I don’t want to be handcuffed to a bed in Esquire. What are you nuts? I’m not going to make out with a cop that I’m handcuffed to. I got to get my kid into kindergarten. I guess that’s more of a Montessori way of learning, when they handcuff you to things.”

I think of Tina Fey like her character in Baby Mama with Amy Poehler. They were hilarious together, and thinking of the two of them out dancing at a club wasted makes me believe that she really could have a wild night out. These pictures turned out hot while being pretty damn funny at the same time.
More of Tina’s wild pictures after the jump.

Welcome to the World of the Plastic Beach… that is the name of a song on the Gorillaz new album Plastic Beach. It features Snoop Dogg… and we all know Snoop wouldn’t participate in something that wasn’t dope as fugg, right?  Wrong! I am very disappointed that he even agreed to this. I am so incredibly surprised that this album is just absolutely horrible. That is just my opinion, but geez, I was expecting something great after hearing that the new album is topping the charts in Europe.

Animated supergroup GORILLAZ are back at the top of the European album charts, scoring their third number one with PLASTIC BEACH.

The band, led by former Blur frontman Damon Albarn, have snagged number ones in Europe with each of their three albums so far.

The new release debuts at the top of countdowns in Denmark and Austria and scores number two placings in the band’s native United Kingdom, France and Switzerland.

There are a few songs that are OK. That’s it though, just OK. Almost every song takes way too long to get started. Like come on, 40 seconds into a song it should already be going good, not JUST getting started. They are starting to remind me of Depeche Mode in the fact that the songs take a while to start. Depeche Mode rules, don’t get me wrong, but just a little bit of similarity there.

Stylo and Superfast Jellyfish kind of sound like some other their other songs more than the others. Sweepstakes and To Binge are possibly the best songs on the album. I could actually listen to them all the way through. Pirate Jet has a great beat. There is one song though that is totally named incorrectly. Cloud of Unknowing… it should be called Cloud of Annoying. It’s a good jam, but would be great to get SUPER obnoxious to and of course be annoying to.

Feel Good, Dare, and Clint Eastwood will always be my favorite Gorillaz songs by far.  This new album doesn’t even compare to any one of those songs.

Roberts plays Gilbert in the movie and divorces Billy Crudup, rebounds with super sexy James Franco, and finds an exotic lover in Javier Bardem.

“I think she has never looked more beautiful,” director Ryan Murphy told PEOPLE of the movie star. “She is so happy and fulfilled in her personal life – and it shows.”

Eat, Pray, Love hits theaters on Aug. 13.

I can not wait to see the film interpretation of this book. I enjoyed reading it so much that I read it again… now watching the movie will hopefully make it all seem even more real for me. A lot of the time with movies though, people say the book was better. I guess only time will tell.

Since late December there has been a sicko creepy dude walking around Jersey City and peeing on the backs of girl’s legs. It has happened on at least seven different occasions.

Nitinkuma A. Patel, 27, of Moller Street, was arrested yesterday after urinating on the leg of a 16-year-old girl shortly before 9 a.m. by Police Officer Mike Meyers, who was staking out the area off Journal Square where all but one of the incidents occurred, Police Deputy Director Peter Nalbach said.

Meyers set up surveillance at 7:25 a.m. at Tuers Avenue and Vroom Street and at 8:52 a.m. he saw the 16-year-old walking east on Vroom on the south side of the street with Patel following her, reports said.

Patel wore gray sweatpants with “a large wet spot around his crotch area,” reports said.

When the girl turned south on Tuers, Meyers got out of his car and began following on the other side of the street and saw Patel run to within six inches of the girl, reports said.

That’s when Patel pulled down the front of his pants and urinated on the girl, reports said, adding that he quickly walked away and right into Meyers’ hands.

Police had been staking out the area for more than two weeks. Patel works at a Jersey City donut shop.

Nalbach said the victims are between the ages of 16 and 25.

Wow, is this sick or what? This reminds me of in Billy Madison when they’re on the third grade field trip and Ernie pees in his pants. Then Billy says peeing in your pants is the coolest, and then it shows all the kids with big wet spots around their crotches.

Patel sounds just like this, except for the fact that he is completely out of his mind. Oh, and he wasn’t just peeing in his pants, he was peeing on innocent people. Is this a new kind of fetish or something? I’ve heard of people getting turned on by peeing on people, but strangers? I don’t get it. What the hell is wrong with people??

[via Jersey City News]

He says, “I don’t have any desire to do that (the party scene). I really don’t. I don’t request anything from anyone so I don’t want them to ask things of me.

“There are actors who want that attention and the paparazzi feel they have a right for me to give them something. But I don’t care about any of that stuff.”

The only things I ever see about him in the tabloids are about relationships or rumors of relationships he has. I think he is sexy and I wish I did see more of him in the tabloids, but at the same time, I’m happy for him that he is able to stay away from all of that crap. I do have to say it is really weird to see him in another movie, Remember Me, and not starring alongside Kristen Stewart.

I guess I need to give him more credit as an actor, and not JUST think of him as a vampire. I haven’t seen his new film yet, but I will be seeing it very soon! Hopefully I am able to let go of Edward Cullen and pay attention to this new character he plays.

After 36 hours of dental work, along with Botox and laser treatments, Mackenzie Phillips showed off her new $50,000 face on Good Morning America yesterday (3/17/2010). I think she looks pretty good, and not too fake…

The former child star, last in the spotlight for alleging incest at the hands of father John Phillips, debuted her Botox, Restylane, laser treatments, dental work, and hair extensions yesterday on Good Morning America. “I’ve no desire to erase anything,” she says. “I’m really happy.”

Glad to hear she is really happy. I’d be scarred for life and I wouldn’t even want to imagine going through what she went through, what a sad sad story she told about her childhood.

This afternoon (3/18/2010) on www.sextingjoslynjames.com, she displayed text messages and other revealing items from her time with the golfer.

James purchased the clever domain name and is proclaiming, “It’s time to tell the truth about Tiger.” Our guess is that she didn’t get enough time in front of the media the last go round, and with his return to golf, she thought she’d put herself out there once again.

Woods announced last week, after a five month break from golf, that he will make his return debut by playing in the Masters on April 8th in Augusta.

I actually feel bad for the guy now. He obviously has problems, and sex addiction is a real thing. This porn star bitch just wants some more money and time in the spotlight. But at the same time, I will definitely be looking to see what the text messages said along with thousands of other people!

I do hope for his sake that he is able to get through this and still return to playing golf. Yeah he is a piece of sh*t for cheating on his wife numerous times, but the guy has problems. Feel bad for him… I do.

[via Bitten and Bound]

Some of the sexts after the jump.

“I would love to have the ability to make you sore,” reads one supposed Tiger message sent August 28, 2009 at 3:32 p.m.

In a message sent four minutes later, Woods purportedly demanded a specific sexual act and then asked her if she ever hooked up with “other guys or girls.”

“I would like to have a threesome with you and another girl you trust,” Woods purportedly wrote in a 3:43 p.m. message sent that same day.
Woods then requested the rough stuff.

“I want to treat you rough,” he supposedly wrote. “Throw you around, spank and slap you.”

From there, the text messages go from bad to a whole lot worse with Woods texting his desire to “choke” James

James did not post her responses to Woods’ ever-insistent – and ever-kinkier – demands. But it’s clear from Woods’ brutal replies that he wanted to walk on the wild side.

“Whatever I want,” Woods’ text message says. “You are mine.”

Poor Britney Spears just can’t find Mr. Right. She and her latest boyfriend who was also her agent, Jason Trawick, supposedly split in February after about a year of dating.  This seemed like the most stable relationship out of all her relationships.  She has kids with Kevin Federaline for God’s sake!  The break-up couldn’t of been that bad between Britney and Jason if he is still representing her, right?

Despite the romance fizzling, Jason still represents the pop princess as her agent at William Morris. Britney’s rep has yet to comment on her status.

This isn’t the first time we’ve heard rumors the two were headed for splitsville Back in January, In Touch claimed Jason was spotted partying in LA sans Britney, but with two other women.

This news sucks. I am sad to see her single again. I wish she would get back with Justin Timberlake like when they were kids. They were SO cute together. I am praying for Britney that this doesn’t send her off the deep-end again. I hope she doesn’t shave her head and attack a car with an umbrella. Oh, how far she has come!

[via Bitten and Bound]