Jun 18 2010

Can’t Stop Thinking About “Splice”

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I saw the new Adrien Brody movie, “Splice”, the other day. I expected it to be great, and honestly, it exceeded my expectations. It was shocking, hilarious, and creepy. Definitely one of the better movies I’ve seen this year.

CUBE director Vincenzo Natali offers up another visual feast with this sci-fi thriller starring acclaimed actors Adrien Brody and Sarah Polley. SPLICE follows a pair of scientists who have found success with creating genetic hybrids of various animals. When they attempt to add human DNA to the their formula, the results are both surprising and potentially destructive.

I love sci-fi flicks, they are definitely my favorite, because they get you thinking. could this really happen? I am extremely intrigued by them. This movie was awesome. The splice that they came up with from the human DNA and the formula of the genetic hybrid of various animals was just plain awesome, yet scary, and nauseating at the same time.

The splice aged extremely quickly. One day she’s a baby, a few days later she is an adult woman… or so we think. Her head looks alienish and her body is just freaky. Three fingers and one thumb on each of her hands, bird legs, no ability to speak, just make some weird noises. She tilted her head around like a dog would do in confusion and made a weird chirp like a bird almost. She could even breathe under water which we found out when Clive (Adrien Brody) tried to drown her!  It was REALLY cool but very creepy.

More about the movie after the jump! Don’t read on if you haven’t seen the movie yet. I don’t want to ruin it for anyone.
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Jun 15 2010

Heimlich Is Out Of His Mind And Rico Suave Is Still Sexy On The Bachelorette

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The Bachelorette is playing out exactly how Reality Steve has predicted, so far.  I have faith in him, considering he knew Vienna was the winner of The Bachelor with Jake, before the show even aired.  He knew everything, so why would he be wrong now?  If I had it my way, if I were Ali… on the first episode I would’ve gotten rid of EVERYONE except for Kirk, Chris L., Roberto, and Jesse.

Last night’s episode, we really got to see that Kasey, a.k.a. “Heimlich”, is a true nutjob.  Chris L. said he is going to be the tattoo bachelorette guy for the rest of his life.  True, very true.  Kasey wants to guard and protect Ali’s heart… we must of heard it a million times with his stupid voice.  Best part is… he didn’t even get to show Ali that stupid tattoo.  Funny thing is, if he had, he definitely would’ve scared her off and she wouldn’t have kept him around.  What a LOSER Kasey is!  I can’t stand the sound of his voice.  I’d rather watch the Weatherman (or Weatherfairy as Reality Steve likes to call him) for hours than listen to Kasey talk for 5 seconds.

Find out who got the roses and even more after the jump!

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Jun 12 2010

Yummy Patrón Cocktail Recipes Perfect For Summer!

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I can’t believe Summer time is really here. The hot sticky days full of humidity are back that I have dreaded all year, but on the upside it is bikini season, and time to have cocktails outside! My newest obsession is Patrón Silver. I LOVE the way it makes me feel, not out of control drunk like say… Vodka.

I love a good chilled shot of Patrón, but during the day just to sip on straight up Patrón is a little difficult. Here are some yummy recipes for cocktails!

Patrón Pomegranate
1 oz. Patrón Silver
1/4 oz. Patrón Citrónge
Fresh Pomegranate Juice
Lemon Squeeze

Pour Patrón Silver and Patron Citrónge over ice. Add fresh pomegranate juice to taste. Finish with a squeeze of lemon and garnish with an orange twist.

Patrón Grapefruit
1 oz. Patrón Silver
1/4 oz. Patrón Citrónge
Fresh Grapefruit Juice
Splash of Club Soda

Pour Patrón Silver and Patrón Citrónge over ice. Add fresh grapefruit juice. Top off with a splash of club soda. Garnish with grapefruit peel and lime.

Patrón Pineapple
1 oz. Patrón Silver
1/4 oz. Patrón Citrónge
Fresh Pineapple Juice
Lime Squeeze

Pour Patrón Silver and Patrón Citrónge over ice. Add fresh pineapple juice. Finish with a squeeze of lime. Garnish with a slice of lime.

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Jun 11 2010

Kristin Has OCD AND Megan Fox Thumbs

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Has anyone been watching this new show on VH1 called “The OCD Project”? I hate to say, but I absolutely love it and I’m addicted. I was watching and I realized that Kristin, the blond, who clearly has the worst case of OCD out of everyone in the house, has the same toe thumbs as Megan Fox! Someone else I know with those thumbs is pretty OCD herself. Just saying…

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This show is awesome, and I really hope that Dr. David Tolin can help these people get over their OCD, especially Kristin. She is so sad to watch, and here I am calling her out on her thumbs. Whatevs. She obviously has bigger problems to focus on. I am looking forward to watching them all progress and get over their fears.

Check out Megan’s famous thumbs after the jump!
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Jun 09 2010

Jersey Shore Isn’t Just Douche-Bag Central… It Is Also STD Central

MTV’s The Jersey Shore is one of my favorite shows, sadly…  Well, MTV glamorizes hooking up, so what happens when people hook up randomly with other people?  STDs happen… that’s what.  The show’s creator said that “the Jersey Shore house is STD central”.  What do their parents think?  Their kids are on a show and there are rumors they have STDs?  I wouldn’t be surprised, but at the same time, I would think you’d have to get tested to be on one of these shows…. like you do on The Bachelor.  But I guess this isn’t anywhere as classy as The Bachelor.

In a roundtable discussion of reality show execs published in The Hollywood Reporter, SallyAnn Salsano, creator of “Jersey Shore,” said STDs are a constant concern.

“I do a full medical (for cast members), but I also do a lot of STD stuff,” she said. “Like everyone on the set has to take (herpes medication) Valtrex.” “We hand it out like M&Ms,” Salsano said. “‘Hey kids, it’s time for Valtrex!’ It’s like a herpes nest. They’re all in there mixing it up.”

Find out what The Situation had to say about this after the jump!
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Jun 08 2010

True Blood Season 3 Spoilers

I have been waiting forever for HBO‘s True Blood to start again! Well, they released a new season 3 trailer action-packed with surprises. This season gets sexier, more dangerous, more people getting bitten and we are revealed with werewolves!

The trailer starts out with Sookie telling Eric, “Bills been kidnapped,and I think you did it.” Then it shows Tara saying, “The one time in my entire life I thought I was happy,I was a zombie.” Jason says, “I keep trying to do good all the time,but all I ever end up doing is hurting people.” Ugh, Jason is SO sexy!!

We see Bill digging him out of the ground… pretty creepy… and we see Sookie’s ongoing mission to find him. But does he want to be found?

Check out the trailer and once it premieres you know I will be covering it! I can not wait for True Blood season 3!! Only a few more days, Sunday June 13th is the big day! Is anyone else as excited as I am?

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Jun 04 2010

They Say You Get Better With Age…

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Some people get a thousand times better looking with age, actually, I personally think most people do. That is definitely the case for a lot of celebrities. Maybe it is Hollywood that should take all of the credit, or is it just good genes? These celebrities have definitely gotten MUCH hotter with age.  Look at Charlize Theron… minus the glasses and add some high-lights and a tan… bada-bing… a hot blond!

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Check out more “Now & Then’s” after the jump!
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May 28 2010

Lindsay Lohan’s “Inferno” Posters Look Good… But She Still Sucks

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In the upcoming film, “Inferno”, Lindsay Lohan plays Lovelace, the porn star from the infamous adult film, Deep Throat. Lovelace, real name, Linda Susan Boreman, died at the age of 53 in 2002 after complications from a terrible car accident. Even though she was one of the most well known porn stars in the world, she later spoke out against porn and claimed that her first husband forced her into making the movie. That husband later married porn star Marilyn Chambers… classy guy…

Lovelace also starred in a bestiality film which is too disgusting to mention and also wrote two books that were very explicit. But by 1980 she had changed her life and her lifestyle and became a feminist.

Actually seems like it’d be a great movie, but Lindsay Lohan? Ugh. Who wants to watch her pathetic attempt to act on the big screen?  The posters look pretty good, and shot by Tyler Shields, it has a great artistic, sexy, and dark edge.

Check out the posters after the jump!

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May 28 2010

Finally, Someone To Throw Justin Bieber Out Of The Water


So this kid is all over the internet now that he was on the Ellen Degeneres show. He is adorable and super talented. He could be the next Justin Bieber… but much more talented and less annoying. He even has the Bieber hair flip down… but that’s gonna have to go. That shouldn’t be allowed.

May 27, 2010 — Greyson Chance talked to Ryan Seacrest this morning about the opportunities he has found putting up the ‘Paparazzi’ video on YouTube and skyrocketing to fame. This young entertainer told Seacrest about his journey to the Ellen Show and how he is working with her.

According to Greyson Chance, the young performer was signed by the Ellen Degeneres record label. She also gave the entertainer a piano and $10,000. Sharing some interesting facts, Chance said his was the second time flying ever.

Really really cool of Ellen. This kid has got some serious talent at just 12-years-old. Glad he has been discovered, I see big things for him and wish him the best of luck!  He just seriously needs to get rid of the Bieber haircut.  It just HAS to go!

Check out Greyson’s First Ever Radio interview with Ryan Seacrest after the jump!
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May 28 2010

2-Year-Old Addicted To Cigarettes In Indonesia


I saw this on the news last night and was absolutely appalled. I can not believe that a child of 2-years-old is smoking up to 40 cigarettes a day. Come on, how does this happen? What is going on over in Indonesia? I never thought anything like this.
They say the dad introduced the kid to smoking when he was just 18 months old. Now the kid is addicted, and if he doesn’t get a cigarette he has a temper tantrum. Yeah you dummies, he is a baby, he’s going to throw temper tantrums, how could they do this to this little boy who is ruining his lungs and who knows what else. What’s next? Weed? Cocaine? These people disgust me and deserve a cigarette burn on every part of their body.

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