Mar 17 2010

300 Pound Moron Calls Mom From Jail To Reveal Where Coke Stash Is

Published by Roxy under Entertainment, Humor, Off the Press

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A 300 pound coke dealer called his mom from jail to tell her where another stash was.  Yeah, you read that right… a 300 pound coke dealer… seems like he needs to do some more of that coke. He also has a REALLY cool and necessary tattoo on his BELLY that says “White Boy”. Wow, he is dedicated to his job…

Jails across Florida record every inmate phone call. Inmates know it because there’s a warning at the beginning of every call.

“I listened to the phone conversation and heard his mother ask him if he left anything at Spank’s house,” a detective wrote in his arrest report, mentioning a St. Cloud residence where Mayernik had been arrested late Thursday. “Franco told his mother he left two ounces of powder in the cushion on the couch. ‘Powder’ is street terminology for cocaine.”

Thanks for clearing that up officer. I don’t think anyone knew that ‘powder’ is a street word for cocaine. That’s what those crazy girls are always talking about in the bathroom at clubs… wow, now I get it.

Only in Florida would this happen… sometimes it is embarrassing to live here.  There is so much crime and so many drugs, really?  Why?  Why can’t we just be known for all the old people who can’t drive on the roads and shouldn’t have a license?

Wow do I LOVE public records.  Check out the 300 pounder after the jump. And click here to read the whole story of this family of dummies.

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Mar 17 2010

Don’t Wait To Buy The iPad

Published by Roxy under Entertainment, Off the Press

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Usually when something new comes out, we all wait for the next one to come out so we have the most up to date version of this product.  Also, there are usually some problems with the first version and we miss out on newer applications.  Back in 2001, when iPods came out, the original iPod was about $50 more expensive than today’s best iPod.  That is not the case with the iPad which is out for sale April 3, 2010.

Planned tech obsolescence is passe, Manjoo writes: Software updates ensure that early adopters won’t miss a thing, and Apple “can quickly make changes to the device to satisfy any customer complaints.” And even if the iPad fails, it “already has access to a wide range of applications and content that’s not going away: stuff on the Web.” Sure, “none of this guarantees you’ll love the iPad, or that it’ll be a success. But neither of those possibilities is such a disaster. You’ll get years of great service from your iPad—even if Apple decides to discontinue it by Christmas.”

If we always wait until next year when the next version comes out, we are all going to miss out. We are going to go into buying paralysis and never end up buying anything. Sometimes you have to take risks… even with buying new gadgets. Basically, don’t wait to buy the iPad if you want one. Just go get it and enjoy it!

[via Newser]

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Mar 17 2010

Meth Lab On Wheels… Go Where Your Customers Are…

Published by Roxy under Entertainment, Off the Press

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A couple of serious scumbags were caught making crystal meth driving in an SUV. A Wal-Mart customer saw something strange going on in the parking lot in an SUV and called the police to check it out.

Conyers Police Captain Scott Freeman tells WSB an officer caught up with the vehicle on Old Covington Highway, noticed that the two inside may be under the influence and called for a drug dog.

“The dog that he had alerted on the vehicle for drugs. A subsequent search of that vehicle revealed several different containers which the officers recognized – it was a rolling meth lab. They were actually in the process of making some meth at the time of the stop,” said Freeman.

The man and woman, both with outstanding warrants, one for vehicle theft, the other for a probation violation, were charged with manufacturing methamphetamine.

My God, what is wrong with people? Out in public, in your car? That can’t be very safe… driving and making meth at the same time. Wow, these people are smart ones… Meth is disgusting and watching Intervention of meth addicts is disturbing. I don’t understand what the hell draws people to the drug. Isn’t that stuff they keep behind the counter at the pharmacy used to make meth? Wouldn’t that be cheaper for these drug maker’s clients anyway. Making meth in front of a super saver store, not well thought out.

The only drugs I can personally understand people liking are alcohol, anti-anxiety drugs, and mary-jane. I can’t imagine taking speed and becoming paranoid and hearing voices… how the hell is that fun?  I guess that is why I am crystal meth free… not something I’m curious to try.  But at the same time there is a crystal meth epidemic in America…  Am I wrong about this, or am I totally right that anyone who uses meth is scum of the Earth?

Learn more about methamphetamines after the jump.

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Mar 17 2010

Kendra Wilkinson Beat Cocaine Addiciton In Her Teens

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On an E! True Hollywood Story about Kendra Wilkinson it was revealed to us that she had a serious coke problem in her teens.  I love Kendra and i love her laugh which is contagious, and I am happy to hear that this is far in the past.  You would never know from looking at her that she used to have a problem, she is always energetic and glowing.

She gave up the white stuff after a bad overdose when she really thought that she was going to die.

Discussing the harrowing ordeal in her ‘E! True Hollywood Story’ TV documentary, the 24-year-old star said: “I was bleeding from every hole in my body and I really thought I was going to die that night. But you know what, I survived, and I swear it was a couple of days after that that I had an epiphany. I just stopped drugs, stopped smoking cigarettes, stopped everything and went home.”

She recalled: “All of a sudden my friends broke out this white stuff. I started feeling pretty good. That was the start of my drug days.”

Kendra was only 13 years old when she first tried cocaine, and by the time she was 15 she was regularly abusing several drugs, and as a result feeling suicidal. 13 is so young! I hadn’t even tried weed at 13, let alone cocaine.
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Mar 17 2010

Lil’ Wayne Still Getting In Trouble While Behind Bars

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Lil’ Wayne was supposed to appear in court in Arizona, but he is behind bars in New York. How does that work?

An Arizona judge issued a bench warrant Tuesday (3/16/2010) for Grammy Award-winning rapper Lil Wayne after he failed to appear for a hearing on drug and weapons charges because he is serving jail time in New York.

Lil Wayne’s attorney, James Tilson, said his client couldn’t appear because he is already serving a one-year jail sentence for having a loaded gun on his tour bus. The rapper began serving that sentence March 8 at the Rikers Island jail complex.

Lil Wayne was arrested in January 2008 at a border checkpoint 78 miles east of Yuma after authorities say they found cocaine, Ecstasy and a handgun on his tour bus.

Whoa, looks like Lil’ Wayne is quite the party boy, huh? In jail in one state, but needs to appear in court in another. What a bad ass. Wonder if he will behave and get out of jail in 8 months rather than 12.

[via ABC News]

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Mar 17 2010

Twilight Hair On Millionaire Matchmaker

Every Tuesday night I watch The Millionaire Matchmaker with Patti Stanger.  Of course every week I have a ton of laughs… this past episode got me good.  As you can see in the clip above, this guy, Alan, gets called out about his hair by Patti.  She says he’d be cute if he didn’t have “bozo hair” then he corrects her and says it’s “Twilight hair” and Twilight is HOT.

It’s funny because it is the exact ‘do that Edward Cullen rocks in The Twilight Saga.  I think Rob Pattinson is hot, but for a dude to be copying his hair without the face to go with it?  No, not so hot.  I do like Alan’s point of view though on having a flaw makes you real when Patti wants to see his teeth and there is one missing on the bottom.  Good for you Alan, gives you character, right?

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Mar 16 2010

How Much Does This Picture Piss You Off?

Published by Jennifer under Entertainment

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I decided to share my point of view in addition to Roxy’s.

As if I couldn’t possibly think any lower of this utter waste of space what does Spencer Pratt do now?  Well actually he’s doing us a favor by getting off of television but it’s not like he’s getting off this planet which truly bothers me.

Currently studying software engineering with a focus on encryption at USC, Pratt said he’s headed to work for American Defense Enterprises in their cyber security division.

“Upon learning of President Obama’s declaration that the ‘cyber threat is one of the most serious economic and national security challenges we face as a nation,’ I have decided to refocus my energy and devote my full resources to helping America face this and other unprecedented challenges,” he said.

Wait a second. Is anyone actually going to take this guy seriously? And you’re telling me American Defense Enterprises is actually giving this dolt a job? Um, can’t we just show them like 2 minutes of footage of Pratt acting like a total jackass to make them change their minds?

You’re really going to count on this guy to thwart cyber threats to national security? Really? I mean I thought I’d have to leave this country eventually but now my timeline just got way way smaller.

[Via CNN]

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Mar 16 2010

Good-Bye Tommy Hilfiger, Hello Calvin Klein

Published by Roxy under Fashion, Off the Press

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One of the world’s largest clothing companies is in the making.  Tommy Hilfiger is to be bought by Calvin Klein.  Those were like THE BIGGEST brands when I was in middle school circa 1996.

The Hilfiger label will be purchased by Philips-Van Heusen for $3 billion, creating a company with $4.6bn revenue.

Tommy Hilfiger – the man behind the label – said: “I look forward to remaining actively involved in the business. This is the next phase in the global evolution and expansion of the Tommy Hilfiger brand.”
Tommy Hilfiger began in 1985 with a men’s clothing line, and has since expanded the brand to include shoes, perfumes and women’s and children’s clothing.

The brand’s performance dipped at the beginning of last decade, but had turned around under Apax, which has expanded the brand from 574 stores to over 1,000 outlets.

Makes sense that they took a dip. Maybe the clothing will get even more general and less fashionable now that it will be so huge. I like smaller chains and companies. When something gets too commercial, I personally think it sucks.

[via Contact Music]

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Mar 16 2010

Miley Cyrus: Love Makes The World Go ‘Round

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Miley Cyrus is speaking up about the tabloids. I agree with her on this one. If the tabloids weren’t so mean to celebrities I don’t think they would have all of the drugs problems that they have. There is so much pressure on them to be perfect because their live is no longer private once they hit celeb status. She talked about this after the deaths of Brittany Murphy, Casey Johnsons and Corey Haim.

It sucks and while they are rich and supposedly happy, they are miserable because every little thing that happens is printed around the world. It’s BS if you ask me. Yeah we like talking about it, but at the same time, we are using someone’s personal life as gossip. Not cool.

She tells HollyScoop.com, “Maybe people would stop being so mean to people that are in this business… because, if something does happen, it’s just another story to sell. People should learn to be respectful and realize that love makes the world go round.

“It’s not your job to sell another stupid magazine for a story that is going to be over in five minutes.”

Cyrus insists she avoids the tabloids altogether – and never reads what they print about her and her famous friends: “I just live under my own little rock. I don’t really read things or get out often… I’m not the most social human being. I just try to ignore everyone.”

That sucks that she thinks she isn’t social. She seems like a cool chick. I guess fame is more important to her than having a life. But looks like that is exactly what tabloids and paparazzi do to celebs.

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Mar 16 2010

Douchebag Spencer Pratts Wants To Fight Cyber Crime

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Usually known for being a total douchebag… Spencer Pratt, Heidi Montag’s husband, has decided to take a break from MTV’s The Hills to join the fight against cyber terrorism. Even though he will appear in the 6th season of the hit show, he is now focusing on something a little more important than reality TV.

Bill Beasley, president of American Defense Enterprises, a firearms training firm in Los Angeles, told FoxNews.com that he and Pratt are in the “beginning stages” of negotiations to start a cybersecurity venture.

“He’s always been very patriotic,” Beasley said Monday. “What you see on television is not him. He’s moving out of the Hollywood portion of his life.”

“Upon learning of President Obama’s declaration that the ‘cyber threat is one of the most serious economic and national security challenges we face as a nation,’ I have decided to refocus my energy and devote my full resources to helping America face this and other unprecedented challenges,” Pratt told People.

“My new mission is this: To do my part in maintaining the technological superiority of the U.S. military and prevent emerging technologies from threatening our nation’s security.”

Pratt actually contacted Beasley a few years ago when he and his wife received death threats online. I wonder why…
He wanted to learn how to protect himself. It is nice to hear that Spencer is actually going to use his money to help America. Hopefully he doesn’t have ulterior motives behind this act of kindness. He may not be such a scumbag after all. At the same time, this kind of scares me that the government is allowing this kind of person to work for them.

[via FOX News]

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