Christina Ricci at the Jean-Charles de Castelbajac after pary in Paris

Via The Superficial:

Here’s an absolutely shit-faced Christina Ricci in Paris last night, and is anyone at all surprised to see Lindsay Lohan at the scene of the crime? That’s like seeing a fish in the ocean. If the ocean was 3/4ths gin.

Oddly enough Lindsay Lohan attended the same party.   Wait a second.  Wait just a God damned minute here.  Was it not Lindsay Lohan who admitted like 3 days ago that she had major drug problems, was depressed, possibly suicidal?  Am I missing something?  Now she’s suing because of a baby on E-Trade and still getting wasted at parties?   I was pretty sure I respected her less than cockroaches before.  Now I think it’s less than Gorilla Poop.

Oh yeah, Ricci.  WTF?  Don’t ever go to a party Lohan attends and out do her.  It’s just bad press.

Dr. Webber (James Pickens, Jr.) and Dr. Hunt (Kevin McKidd) were fighting over a surgery on Grey’s Anatomy last night (3/11/2010).  Webber somehow said exactly what I was thinking to Hunt… he called him a ginger.  I couldn’t believe my ears!  This show makes me laugh and cry every single time I watch it, but this time it was taken to a whole other level.  And it was worth posting.  Did anyone else see this?  Was anyone else as surprised as I was that Hunt was called out as a ginger???

Kari Ann Peniche is a super mega total BITCH.  I don’t know who the hell this girl thinks she is, but she is far from reality in her screwed up mind.  She treats everyone as if she is superior and they are her servants.  She is back in full effect, bashing people and being a bitch on VH1’s Sober House With Dr. Drew.  It annoys me to see Dr. Drew so eager to help her after she talks so much smack to Steppin’ Out Magazine.

I don’t want to hate on him. But I think Dr. Drew is just like me. We’re both in the entertainment game. Honestly, I haven’t gotten a follow up phone call from Dr. Drew since I left rehab. I think that’s very interesting being that he was my doctor. When I have a cold, my doctor calls me and follows up with me to make sure I’m okay or if I need anything else. This is much bigger than a cold. I’m going back to my life where sex and drugs are available. So you would think your doctor would want to follow up with you. When it came to sex rehab Dr. Drew didn’t know much. Jill [Vermeire] was the expert. Dr. Drew would just repeat everything she said. He really doesn’t say anything new. It’s the same shit over and over. He said the same stuff in sex rehab that he said in drug rehab. He’s a smart man, but at the end of the day he’s a TV star. That’s what he does.

[via Steppin' Out]

I don’t know about you, but, I’d be pretty damn pissed off if someone like Kari Ann Peniche compared herself to me saying we are “just like” each other. She tests positive for crystal meth and then denies it. It’s like, really? It is hard evidence that you used after rehab. There is no denying that and having people believe you… especially when you’re acting like a total bitch like you did when you were coming down from the drugs in Celebrity Rehab. She isn’t fooling anyone and I hope she gets kicked out of Sober House. She doesn’t deserve it.

Heidi Montag is trying so hard to make it in the music industry… too hard.  She needs to realize that she has no talent and that she can have all the plastic surgery in the world, and hire as many managers possible, nothing will get her where she wants to be.  Face it, dummy.

Heidi Montag is getting serious about her career, and that means getting a new manager…a psychic manager. “No longer is my husband the face of my business or managing my career,” the reality star tells People. Replacing Spencer Pratt, who has had the gig for five years, is Aiden Chase, whom Montag calls a “healer intuitive.”

She goes on to use lots of words like “light,” “love,” and “negative energy” before getting to the bottom line: “Having an intuitive psychic leading my team gives me an edge no one else has.” Besides, you should “Never mix business and pleasure,” says Montag. “We are no longer Speidi but Spencer and Heidi.”

[via Newser]

She should of included: “Also, no longer is my face my face.”  The girl makes herself look dumber and dumber.  Really Heidi?  A psychic?  He should foresee… NOTHING in your future in the music industry.  Maybe she should look into designing barbie dolls that look like her or something like that… I could really see her doing that.

Lindsay Lohan can’t go out in L.A. anymore, she says. She thinks it is scary and she can’t get away from the paparazzi. She likes going out in London now because she is able to walk places, unlike back home in L.A.

She explains, “Out in L.A. places have closed that I would have gone to with friends and different people. It’s different now. I don’t go out in L.A. that much. It’s really scary there.”

Instead, Lohan has taken to hitting the town in her adopted London: “In London, it’s a bit easier. I’ve been walking here – which I don’t really get to do in L.A. You have to drive everywhere.

“The paparazzi get really aggressive when they’re chasing you, and it’s really scary. So I usually end up at home.”

[via Contact Music]

I find that hard to believe.  Like she is really just having a chill night at home… doubtful.  Lindsay Lohan is action packed with issues, I don’t think they go away over night.  Soon we will probably hear something about her entering rehab in London.  Or maybe we’ll hear some more about her hoarding issues.

It’s funny to read local London News about Lindsay Lohan: London Party Girl.  Looks like the paparazzi found her there.  That proves my point, right?  I think so…

I took some heat for my article the other day about how much fabric it took to make Precious star, Gabourey Sidibe’s dress for the Oscars.  I wasn’t the only one thinking bad thoughts about Sidibe’s obvious weight problem, Howard Stern had quite a few things to say about the actress… as did Joy Behar, and Brett Michaels.

“There’s the most enormous, fat black chick I’ve ever seen. She is enormous,” Stern ranted. “Everyone’s pretending she’s a part of show business and she’s never going to be in another movie.

“She should have gotten the Best Actress award because she’s never going to have another shot. What movie is she gonna be in?”

The shock jock knocked Winfrey, who praised Sidibe at the Academy Awards on Sunday night and said she was sure the actress would have a long, fruitful career.

“Oprah’s another liar, a filthy liar,” Stern, 56, said. “She’s telling an enormous woman the size of a planet that she’s going to have a career.”

[via NY Daily News]

In the fat actress’s defense… no, not Kirstie Alley, she actually has some great things in the near future for her. I wasn’t knocking her career like he did, but I can see where he was coming from. He was wrong though saying she’s never going to be in another movie because she is set to star in the upcoming feature film Yelling To The Sky. According to “Access Hollywood,” Sidibe is also set to have a recurring part in Showtime’s new dark comedy series, The Big C.

Check out what was said about Sidibe on Joy Behar after the jump…

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It was bound to happen sooner or later wasn’t it?   I mean you had to think that at some point Lady Gaga would officially be termed “unsafe.”  Well now she is.

POP phenomenon Lady Gaga took her pledge never to be seen in normal clothes to a dangerous new level when her legs began to swell on a flight from London to the US due to another odd outfit.

The US singer boarded a long-haul flight at Heathrow Airport wearing black and yellow tape and giant blue shoes designed by her friend, the late Alexander McQueen, and needed to be undressed by cabin crew later on

Well we’re all glad you’re being so “true” to yourself Lady. Are you happy about this? Wearing tape? Really? There’s fashion statement and then there’s borderline insane. I just can’t buy that she isn’t at least a little certifiable.

Can’t really have too much of a Poker Face when your legs are swelling up in front of your friends.

[Via Couriermail]

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This woman was singing her heart out to Empire State Of Mind by Jay-Z.  I liked the opening the break-dancing guy gave her.  This guy was dancing up a storm, but this woman definitely had EVERYONE’s attention at the bar.  Enjoy the video and share some if you have any!!!

We all hear that we shouldn’t drink and drive, text and drive, or even talk on your cell phone and drive. There is something else we need to be cautious about. Don’t try and shave your private parts and drive. I thought that was just common sense but apparently not. I feel like this would only happen in Florida…

Florida Highway Patrol troopers say a two-vehicle crash Tuesday at Mile Marker 21 on Cudjoe Key was caused by a 37-year-old woman driver who was shaving her bikini area while her ex-husband took the wheel from the passenger seat.

“She said she was meeting her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be ready for the visit,” Trooper Gary Dunick said. “If I wasn’t there, I wouldn’t have believed it. About 10 years ago I stopped a guy in the exact same spot … who had three or four syringes sticking out of his arm. It was just surreal and I thought, ‘Nothing will ever beat this.’ Well, this takes it.”

“My phone has been ringing off the hook all day, and I know there’s a funny side to this, but it’s also deadly serious. This is a scary road and a lot of bad wrecks are caused by dumb stuff like this,” Dunick said. “It is unbelievable. I’m really starting to believe this stuff only happens in the Keys.”

[via Keys News]

As if she wasn’t already a complete moron for attempting to shave while driving, she wasn’t evens upposed to be driving her 1995 Ford Thunderbird.  The day before this idiotic attempt of shaving and driving, Barnes was convicted in an Upper Keys court of DUI, she was ordered to impound her car, and her driver’s license was revoked for 5 years, and when she does get it back she must have a breathalyzer ignition interlock device on any vehicle she drives.  On top of all that fun stuff, she was also sentenced to nine months probation.

Wouldn’t you think if you JUST had court for something to do with driving, that you would be careful on the road?  I guess not everyone thinks that way…