Mar 13 2009

The 15 Weirdest, Wackiest and Most Awesome Shoes Ever Created

Published by Jennifer at 10:45 am under Beauty Buzz

Weird Shoe

It’s a well known stereotype that women love shoes. But it’s a stereotype that, more often than not, is completely true. Shoes make a style. Shoes make an outfit. Shoes make a statement.

Some shoes, though, make more of a statement than others.

These 15 footwear options from around the world (more than a few are products of Japan and it shows) certainly make a statement… one that’s loud and painfully clear. No, really, most of them look extraordinarily painful. But beauty is pain or some cliche like that. Skip the torture of actually wearing these crazy foot contraptions and instead just stare at them in disbelief until your eyes bleed:

Weird Shoe1

Isn’t the point of shoes for your feet not to touch the ground?

Weird Shoe2

You don’t want to mess with a girl wearing these babies.

Weird Shoe3

Some people informerly refer to their feet as dogs, but this is just too far.

Weird Shoe4

These give platform shoes new meaning.

Weird Shoe5

What’s better than a shoe with a high heel? A shoe with two high heels.

Weird Shoe6

Shoes that are actually pants: Ingenious!

Weird Shoe7

I’m no shoe expert, but I’m pretty sure that heel is misplaced.

Weird Shoe8

Sometimes it’s just too much of a burden to carry your Gameboy.

Weird Shoe9

As if toe socks weren’t enough of an abomination, now we have these.

Weird Shoe10

There are no words for these banana shoes.

Weird Shoe11

This is a perfect example why shoes and steroids don’t mix.

Weird Shoe12

Perhaps these flip flops were designed to mask the smell of feet… with something much, much worse.

Weird Shoe13

The spider-in-the-shoe is the new goldfish-in-the-shoe.

Weird Shoe14

I don’t get it, but if it’s covered in snakeskin I like it.

Weird Shoe15

It’s footwear for the environmentally chic.

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28 Responses to “The 15 Weirdest, Wackiest and Most Awesome Shoes Ever Created”

  1. Barion 02 Apr 2009 at 4:19 pm

    They may be hideous, but the five finger shoes are actually great for some types of workouts …. not weight lifting though! I saw one of my CrossFit instructors wearing them while running!

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  3. errron 18 Jun 2009 at 11:22 am

    WEIRDD MUCHH??!
    …………………
    ACUALLY

    GAY!

  4. Qon 18 Jul 2009 at 11:52 am

    I love the spider shoe! And the bananas! And the gameboy ones! :D

    The 5 finger ones look pretty much like climbing shoes to me.

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  7. Major Tatomon 09 Aug 2009 at 12:09 am

    The shoe pants are HOT! Just look at how she is wearing them! >.>

  8. katyon 11 Aug 2009 at 12:35 pm

    i would were almost all of these lol

  9. TeNo-Blog.com » Splinterson 20 Aug 2009 at 6:50 pm

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  10. anoyomuson 26 Aug 2009 at 9:41 pm

    THESE SHOES ARE SO CRAZY!

  11. lauraon 30 Aug 2009 at 5:13 am

    dude these shoes are so beast

  12. KATHIAon 05 Sep 2009 at 5:01 pm

    WOW COOL SHOES ! :) ! :) ! :)

    but is the spider in the shoe real ? ! ? !

  13. EAon 01 Oct 2009 at 5:03 pm

    You’ve got to me kidding me! I just couldn’t stop laughing! I laughed so hard that I thought I might want to contact one of the shoe inventors so they can create a pair of Porta Jane shoes for when I have these uncontrollable incontinence moments? :) LOL

  14. noodleloveron 05 Oct 2009 at 10:10 am

    hi mum

  15. youon 05 Oct 2009 at 10:12 am

    hi scott and will hows u

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  17. antoine timmermnason 13 Oct 2009 at 6:58 pm

    check out the shoes of this wicked artist living in berlin, his work has been the bomb for years and shoulnt be missed on this item

  18. jel jel tangkuloyon 19 Oct 2009 at 9:32 am

    holy crap!!what exactly are these???hahhaha

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  20. Sallyon 27 Oct 2009 at 2:19 am

    Does anyone know where I can get the pokemon-gameboy shoes?

  21. Luzieon 26 Nov 2009 at 7:42 am

    Wow, good job at finding such strange but interesting things!

  22. Joannalyneon 26 Dec 2009 at 10:03 am

    interesting and funny!

  23. Nicole Anneon 18 Mar 2010 at 9:16 am

    I am writing to inform you that the picture of the spider in the shoe and the dogs feet is the height of cruelty!

  24. Jill Bleuon 17 May 2010 at 9:38 pm

    LOL!!! Love the pants shoes!! I also would love to try on those platform shoes. Sorry, I would never put on the spider shoes, Ekkk!!! Banana shoes, ADORIBLE!!!!!

  25. Princejoton 29 May 2010 at 1:05 pm

    Its really funny.But those picture are really creative. I like them buddy.

    new fashions

  26. tinaon 17 Jun 2010 at 7:18 pm

    cool love so many but some i would never ever wear good fashioms

  27. sevanon 19 Jul 2010 at 2:48 pm

    I LOVE TAHT TOW HEEL SHOE.
    ITS SO EXTRAORDINARY WOW…

  28. ninaon 27 Jul 2010 at 1:18 pm

    nobody will wear those ugly ass shoes point blank. who the fuck would comenup with those

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